The Lost Girl of Little Red Raiding Hood is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Red Raiding Hood with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 9.273 billion Little Red Raiding Hoodians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raidtopia. The average income tax rate is 62.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Little Red Raiding Hoodian economy, worth 905 trillion sugar cookies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 97,674 sugar cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, Red Raiding Hood can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, the government is spending billions of taxpayer sugar cookies to support "struggling" industries, and scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Little Red Raiding Hood's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Little Red Raiding Hood is ranked 237,820^th in the world and 3,242^nd in Ambition for Most Primitive, scoring -121.27 on the Scary Big Number Scale.