The צום סוף זענען מיר אַלע גלײַך of Lipend is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lonig with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and vat-grown people. The compassionate population of 1.78 billion Lipendians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dur'lith. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lipendian economy, worth 282 trillion Consas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 158,811 Consas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights, autocrats are persona non grata, prosecutors accuse General Tso of monopolizing the lunch market, and pulling weeds is seen as a threat to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lipend's national animal is the Tui, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Femboyism.

Lipend is ranked 26,658^th in the world and 2^nd in RPS for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 7,693.72 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.