The Pair of Lions of Lion 2 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Lion with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and daily referendums. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 25.524 billion Lions have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lioness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.2%.

The very strong Lion 2ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,538 trillion Lions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 60,278 Lions, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, the government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, shops were recently ransacked as cigarettes returned to the shelves, and any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lion 2's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lionism.

Lion 2 is ranked 55,470^th in the world and 26^th in Vlaanderen for Most Corrupt Governments, with 33.72 kickbacks per hour.