The Federal Republic of Lion765 is a very large, orderly nation, notable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 413 million Lion765ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 63.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Lion765ian economy, worth 24.3 trillion catnips a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,855 catnips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
School lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, and toddler groups have taken over local libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lion765's national animal is the Meowing Cats, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Lion765 is ranked 281,589th in the world and 959th in Concord for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 21,246.77 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Lion765 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, Most Authoritarian, and Most Conservative.
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Lion765, toddler groups have taken over local libraries.
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Lion765, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up.
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Lion765 was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
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Lion765, primary candidates are replaced if they fail to compliment Leader's hair.
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Lion765, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
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Lion765, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
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Lion765, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
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Lion765, the average video game can be completed over lunch break.
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Lion765, shoving people into lockers qualifies you for a ministerial position.





