The Federal Republic of Lion733 is a very large, genial nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 413 million Lion733ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lion733ian economy, worth 25.5 trillion catnips a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,753 catnips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, and the fattest folk in Lion733 look to be the happiest ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lion733's national animal is the Meowing Cats, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lion733 is ranked 285,376^th in the world and 974^th in Concord for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 20,069.81 Standard Monetary Units.