The United States of Lintion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Lintion with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 25.715 billion Lintionians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government prioritizes Law & Order, although Industry and Social Policy are also considered important, while Welfare and Healthcare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lintion. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.

The thriving Lintionian economy, worth 762 trillion Tions a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 29,650 Tions, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 85,870 per year while the poor average 8,113, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Gambling is outlawed, Atheism has been named as Lintion's national religion, Lintion has designated Lintion as its capital city, and Lord Lintion has just been declared ruler of Lintion in an international press conference. Crime is a problem. Lintion's national animal is the Lion, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Atheism.

Lintion is ranked 116,041^st in the world and 2^nd in Nation Collectors Corner for Most Corrupt Governments, with 8.41 kickbacks per hour.