The Federal Republic of Linnama is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.51 billion Linnamen live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Linna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Linnaman economy, worth 407 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 90,329 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, Linnama has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, the long arm of the law possesses a rather slow hand, and the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Linnama's national animal is the Water bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Hinduism.

Linnama is ranked 135,456^th in the world and 9^th in Freelands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,371.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.