The Cyberse Link Monster of Link Spider is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.15 billion Link Spiderians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Link Spiderian economy, worth 223 trillion pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,816 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, and family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Link Spider's national animal is the doe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Link Spider is ranked 326,375^th in the world and 4^th in Sand for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -11.92 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.