The Republic of Link does not exist is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning does not population. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 290 million Link does not existians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Spirituality, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 40.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Link does not existian economy, worth 9.02 trillion Links a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 31,103 Links, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Link does not exist's national animal is the does not.

Link does not exist is ranked 108,877^th in the world and 2^nd in the Generic Region for Nicest Citizens, with 14.16 average smiles per day.