The Kingdom of Lindstaten is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Karl VI with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.127 billion Linderians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Administration, although Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rüselheim. The average income tax rate is 56.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Linderian economy, worth 381 trillion Brusses a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,497 Brusses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The police ransack more houses than criminals do, the police double as repo men, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, and international trade can be a pain to deal with. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lindstaten's national animal is the Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Lindstaten is ranked 69,603^rd in the world and 45^th in Anteria for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 138.22 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.