The Kingdom of Limington is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Brennen I with an iron fist, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 35.942 billion Limingtoners are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kunbay. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Limingtonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,793 trillion Guilders a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Tourism industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 161,187 Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Graffiti is done with immaculate multi-layer shading, a degree of self-hatred is vital for a future in politics, truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned, and pro-wrestling bouts open with a legal disclaimer insisting that any violence is guaranteed 100% faked. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Limington's national animal is the Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Royalism.

Limington is ranked 408^th in the world and 1^st in Modorra for Most Secular, with 99.24 Atheism Rate.