The Sour Fruit of Limestone Junimos is a mammoth, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The cynical, devout population of 7.896 billion Limestone Junimosians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.6%.
The very strong Limestone Junimosian economy, worth 622 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,737 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.
Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers, a speech a day keeps climate change away, and politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Limestone Junimos's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Limestone Junimos is ranked 278,490th in the world and 15th in Hailstone for Rudest Citizens, with 17.13 insults per minute.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Limestone Junimos's influence in Hailstone fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
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Limestone Junimos, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests.
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Limestone Junimos, a speech a day keeps climate change away.
- : Following new legislation in
Limestone Junimos, nerds everywhere are rejoicing as they are reunited with their computers.
- : Following new legislation in
Limestone Junimos, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
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Limestone Junimos, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice.
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Limestone Junimos was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
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Limestone Junimos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
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Limestone Junimos was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
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Limestone Junimos's influence in Hailstone rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".





















