
| Population | 20.028 billion |
| Capital | Lime City |
| Leader | Lime Cat |
| Faith | Order of the Lime |
| Currency | Lime Dollar |
| Animal | Lime Cat |
The Republic of Lime Cat is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lime Cat with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 20.028 billion Lime Cats are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lime City. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse a Lime Cat economy, worth a remarkable 2,150 trillion Lime Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,366 Lime Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Lime Cat Blood Tithe, and young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lime Cat's national animal is the Lime Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Order of the Lime.
Lime Cat is ranked 291,845th in the world and 13th in The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 24.11 on the Bus Surprisal Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Lime Cat, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
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Lime Cat was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
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Lime Cat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic.
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Lime Cat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
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Lime Cat, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Lime Cat Blood Tithe.
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Lime Cat, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles.
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Lime Cat was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
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Lime Cat, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
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Lime Cat, dissident voters are sent on a 'relaxing break' at the Ministry of Love.
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Lime Cat was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.


























