The Satyr Lottocracy of Lil La Luna is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lady Alylil Denya Sorthof La Luna with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.411 billion Lunar Goons' live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lynorai. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Lunar Goonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,600 trillion Lunar Shells a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 133,982 Lunar Shells, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 834,584 per year while the poor average 9,198, a ratio of 90.7 to 1.

The government's stance on marriage is 'Let Lunar Goons' marry themselves', exam halls are littered with used needles and empty pill bottles, no one knows how to tie a reef knot, and Lynorai's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lil La Luna's national animal is the Lil' La Luna Springbok, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is casual moon worship.

Lil La Luna is ranked 163,796^th in the world and 41^st in Caer Sidi for Most Primitive, scoring -62.05 on the Scary Big Number Scale.