The Imperial Consortium of Like Murica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Joseph Robinette Biden with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, flagrant waste-dumping, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.292 billion Muricans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington DC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Like Murican economy, worth a remarkable 7,115 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 497,886 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,602,312 per year while the poor average 5,262, a ratio of 874 to 1.

Much of Like Murica's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, owners of man-portable particle accelerator backpacks are advised not to cross the streams, no one is quite sure what many government officials look like, and the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Like Murica's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Like Murica is ranked 290,399^th in the world and 6,367^th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 2.05 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.