The As I Fall of Light4 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its enslaved workforce, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 5.78 billion Light4ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Light4ian economy, worth 635 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 109,996 marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Light4's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Light4 is ranked 78,887^th in the world and 2^nd in Terrapin Station for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 414.98 on the Clooney Contribution Index.