The Republic of United Kingdom of the Conch Kingdom is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dardan Martin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.5 billion Conchins love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harner Bay. The average income tax rate is 31.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Conchin economy, worth 158 trillion Pezos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Book Publishing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 63,542 Pezos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at United Kingdom of the Conch Kingdom's hospitals, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', and Dardan Martin can often be seen hanging around playgrounds chatting with the kids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. United Kingdom of the Conch Kingdom's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Protestantism.

United Kingdom of the Conch Kingdom is ranked 147,604^th in the world and 151^st in Conch Kingdom for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 481.46 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.