The Republic of San Principe is a large, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 62 million San Principeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 13.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient San Principean economy, worth 3.17 trillion ouroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,134 ouroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Baby dolls thrown in the trash are a leading cause of panic attacks, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, and government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. San Principe's national animal is the bearded lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

San Principe is ranked 155,342^nd in the world and 159^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 350.01 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.