The United Socialist States of Kaimalia is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 909 million Kaimalians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kai-Tay-Omi. The average income tax rate is 82.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kaimalian economy, worth 75.3 trillion Kailas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 82,845 Kailas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, refugees from other nations are flocking to Kaimalia's border, national park visitors are reporting a rash of poison ivy sightings, and the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaimalia's national animal is the Guinea pigs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaimalia is ranked 16,658^th in the world and 96^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,155.2 pounds of wildlife per square mile.