The Allied States of Isolon is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Simon Annvyeloña with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.729 billion Isolonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Monvo. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Isolonian economy, worth 605 trillion Mazzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 162,251 Mazzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bins outnumber trees in city parks, staffers take uppers in the old upper house chamber, the treehouse in Yucatan White-tailed Deer Park is the tallest building in Isolon, and the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Isolon's national animal is the Yucatan white-tailed deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pantheism.

Isolon is ranked 290,593^rd in the world and 336^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -29.46 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.