The Founder of Libertarian Survivors is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by MrDarkness with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 28.638 billion Libertarian Survivorsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality and Law & Order are also considered important, while Education and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertarian Survivors City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The thriving Libertarian Survivorsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,261 trillion Asheses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 78,951 Asheses, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 279,464 per year while the poor average 16,104, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Libertarian Survivors, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Libertarian Survivors's national animal is the Hell Hound, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Satanism.

Libertarian Survivors is ranked 56,485^th in the world and 1^st in Marijuana Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.54 law-abiding acts per hour.