The United Federation of Letskia is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Jacob Henderson with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The compassionate population of 17.857 billion Letskians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ahkannard. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Letskian economy, worth a remarkable 3,518 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 197,058 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, and kindergartners love the free balloons that their schools give them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Letskia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Letskia is ranked 305,160^th in the world and 11,850^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -23.14 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.