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The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Let Me Explain Everythingian economy, worth 278 trillion stardusts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 122,048 stardusts, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, and the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Let Me Explain Everything's national animal is the moonlark, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

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