The Custodians of Lesser Dreyland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Council of the Thirteen with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 3.577 billion Dreyrims enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dreyrim Prime. The average income tax rate is 30.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Lesser Dreylandian economy, worth 207 trillion Duches a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 57,780 Duches, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Parking lots are littered with coffee cups and doughnut crumbs, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, the Federal Council of Lesser Dreyland has been announced as the new Head of State, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lesser Dreyland's national animal is the Dreyrim wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rationalism.

Lesser Dreyland is ranked 108,388^th in the world and 7^th in ADR Multiverse for Smartest Citizens, with 35.24 quips per hour.