The Theocratic Democracy of Leshyland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leshy with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.587 billion Leshylandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkwood. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Leshylandian economy, worth 223 trillion Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,484 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourism facilities are being turned into Earthworm habitats, most people attending churches are maintenance workers, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, and businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leshyland's national animal is the Earthworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Old Faith.

Leshyland is ranked 262,664^th in the world and 66^th in Gay for Largest Black Market, with 123 billion Standard Monetary Units.