The Kingdom of Lesbianlight is a colossal, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Kitsune population. The hard-working population of 2.678 billion Lesbianlightians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 12.5%.

The Lesbianlightian economy, worth 137 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 51,159 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lesbianlight's national animal is the Kitsune, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lesbianlight is ranked 130,746^th in the world and 6^th in chiss ascendancy for Highest Poor Incomes, with 25,706.8 Standard Monetary Units.