The Free Land of Lesbian is a titanic, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 18.033 billion Lesbians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Lesbian economy, worth 692 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 38,396 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 247,471 per year while the poor average 2,406, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lesbian's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lesbian is ranked 285,406^th in the world and 75^th in Gay for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 548.53 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.