The Grand Duchy of Lesbanon is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.114 billion Lesbanonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.7%.

The all-consuming Lesbanonian economy, worth 365 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,275 baht, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 400,291 per year while the poor average 25,283, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

School football matches are usually five-a-side, scientists take credit every time it rains in thunder 527, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, and raccoons are plump and satiated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lesbanon's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lesbanon is ranked 54,837^th in the world and 210^th in thunder 527 for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 5,028.76 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.