The Republic of Leo Lipski is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.527 billion Leo Lipskians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batia. The average income tax rate is 74.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Leo Lipskian economy, worth 467 trillion marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,429 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, blind students are at a disadvantage now that test papers printed in braille have been discontinued, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Leo Lipskian stage setups, and disadvantaged neighbourhoods have become no-go areas after sundown. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leo Lipski's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Leo Lipski is ranked 39,296^th in the world and 7^th in Poland for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 2,310.5 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.