Population | 1.605 billion |
Capital | Toastsylvania City |
Leader | Toastchan |
Currency | Rolle |
Animal | Nyan Cat |
The Quasi-Utopia of Toastsylvania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Toastchan with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.605 billion Toastsylvanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toastsylvania City. The average income tax rate is 87.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Toastsylvanian economy, worth 77.6 trillion Rolles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,366 Rolles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Millions of Toastsylvanians are excellent swimmers, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, and posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toastsylvania's national animal is the Nyan Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Toastsylvania is ranked 283,639th in the world and 6,180th in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.43 flags saluted per person per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Toastsylvania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Toastsylvania was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Sechiole.
- : Toastsylvania was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Zorbrasnka.
- : Toastsylvania endorsed The Empire of Comfed.
- : Toastsylvania endorsed The Community of Hikki.
- : Following new legislation in Toastsylvania, posh restaurants scatter glass fragments on the dining room floor to keep out barefoot undesirables.
- : Following new legislation in Toastsylvania, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school.
- : Following new legislation in Toastsylvania, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
- : Following new legislation in Toastsylvania, millions of Toastsylvanians are excellent swimmers.
- : Following new legislation in Toastsylvania, rural children are told reading's important (for other people).
World Assembly
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