The Elven Waybread of Lembas is a mammoth, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 9.022 billion Lembasians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 35.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Lembasian economy, worth 411 trillion elven corns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,586 elven corns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The main interest rates change daily based on the latest news story, the airship business has been driven out of the country by strict regulations and high fines, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lembas's national animal is the elven farmer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lembas is ranked 124,520^th in the world and 6^th in Ennor for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.69 law-abiding acts per hour.