The Confederate Elective Monarch of Leithanian Empire is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.991 billion Leithanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zwillingstürme. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Leithanian economy, worth 89.3 trillion Leithanian Ducats a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,870 Leithanian Ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches, all facts are created equal, the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leithanian Empire's national animal is the Caprinae and Elafia.

Leithanian Empire is ranked 207,640^th in the world and 2^nd in Leithanien for Highest Average Incomes, with 44,870.67 Standard Monetary Units.