The District of Leinster Head is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by proctor with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 27.93 billion Irishes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.5%.

The very strong Leinster Headian economy, worth a remarkable 1,078 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is 38,625 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 262,608 per year while the poor average 2,075, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Leinster Head has designated District City as its capital city, Proctor has just been declared ruler of Leinster Head in an international press conference, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts", and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Leinster Head's national animal is the bovina, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Leinster Head is ranked 297,080^th in the world and 1^st in Leinster for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring zero on the Total War Preparedness Rating.