The Republic of Dagoniyuh is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Banh Mi with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 1.184 billion Dagoniyuhians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sandwich City. The average income tax rate is 24.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Dagoniyuhian economy, worth 67.8 trillion Dagoniyuhian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,257 Dagoniyuhian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Populations of two-headed Hot Dogs have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, grandparents tell young ones tales of the good old days when people had cake on their birthday, a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons, and short shrift is being given to applications for political asylum from illegal immigrants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dagoniyuh's national animal is the Hot Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Dagoniyuh is ranked 76,759^th in the world and 732^nd in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 101.61 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.