Population | 16.689 billion |
Capital | Legumia |
Leader | Number Eleven |
Faith | Dancing |
Currency | Gold |
Animal | Kraken |
The Languid Outline of Legs Eleven is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Number Eleven with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.689 billion Legs Elevenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legumia. The average income tax rate is 54.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Legs Elevenian economy, worth a remarkable 3,139 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 188,122 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future, the first sword of Legs Eleven does not run, and the military's newest toy broadcasts Legs Eleven's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legs Eleven's national animal is the Kraken, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dancing.
Legs Eleven is ranked 10,450th in the world and 5th in Medio for Most Stationary, with 2,299.8999863964 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Legs Eleven, the military's newest toy broadcasts Legs Eleven's anthem on hostile frequencies to drive enemies insane.
- : Following new legislation in Legs Eleven, the first sword of Legs Eleven does not run.
- : Following new legislation in Legs Eleven, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future.
- : Following new legislation in Legs Eleven, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
- : Following new legislation in Legs Eleven, the government has granted that two plus two makes four.
- : Legs Eleven was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in Legs Eleven, the fattest folk in Legs Eleven look to be the happiest ones.
- : Following new legislation in Legs Eleven, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
- : Following new legislation in Legs Eleven, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
- : Following new legislation in Legs Eleven, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks.