The Languid Outline of Legs Eleven is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Number Eleven with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.01 billion Legs Elevenians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Legumia. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Legs Elevenian economy, worth a remarkable 4,979 trillion Golds a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 226,237 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients, a good Legs Elevenian is hard to find, the new classical revitalization of Legumia is expected to be completed sometime in the next century, and vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Legs Eleven's national animal is the Kraken, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Dancing.

Legs Eleven is ranked 14,544^th in the world and 2^nd in Medio for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,163.47 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.