Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,136thMost Stationary: 1,306thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,909th
The LEGOLAND of
Father Knows Best State
Only the best is good enough.
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Instigator
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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LEGO

Population23.418 billion

CapitalBillund
LeaderOle Kirk Christiansen
FaithLifelong Play

Currencystud
Animalbrick

The LEGOLAND of LEGO is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ole Kirk Christiansen with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.418 billion minifigures are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Billund. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.3%.

The frighteningly efficient LEGO economy, worth a remarkable 3,418 trillion studs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,958 studs, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, bike rage is all the rage, theories abound over why conspiracy theorists are being arrested, and roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LEGO's national animal is the brick, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lifelong Play.

LEGO is ranked 10,286th in the world and 4th in Seinfeld for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.55 bananas ingested per day.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,136thMost Stationary: 1,306thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,909thMost Patriotic: 4,304thMost Devout: 4,647thHighest Economic Output: 4,745thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,801stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,492ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,565thLargest Black Market: 6,080thLargest Populations: 6,343rdMost Influential: 9,031stHealthiest Citizens: 10,286thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,889thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,320thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 13,111thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,418thMost Developed: 13,998thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,461stHighest Average Incomes: 16,349thMost Efficient Economies: 17,045thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,061stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,181stMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,293rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,159thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,872ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,086thLargest Mining Sector: 21,282ndSmartest Citizens: 23,404thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,963rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,491stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25,818th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : LEGO was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : LEGO was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in LEGO, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it.
  • : Following new legislation in LEGO, theories abound over why conspiracy theorists are being arrested.
  • : Following new legislation in LEGO, bike rage is all the rage.
  • : Following new legislation in LEGO, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • : Following new legislation in LEGO, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery.
  • : LEGO was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in LEGO, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents.
  • : Following new legislation in LEGO, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.

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