The LEGOLAND of LEGO is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Ole Kirk Christiansen with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.666 billion minifigures are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Billund. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient LEGO economy, worth a remarkable 5,296 trillion studs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,151 studs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Raccoons are plump and satiated, LEGO dissenters are begging human rights groups to ignore them, men are enrolling into lady etiquette courses, and scientists take credit every time it rains in Seinfeld. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LEGO's national animal is the brick, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lifelong Play.

LEGO is ranked 317,991^st in the world and 35^th in Seinfeld for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -14.4 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.