The LEGOLAND of LEGO is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Ole Kirk Christiansen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.808 billion minifigures are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Billund. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient LEGO economy, worth a remarkable 5,294 trillion studs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 161,371 studs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers get their license without taking the test, some say that Ole Kirk Christiansen can't handle the truth but can handle truth-seekers, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, and riot police are stationed around paintings of violent protestors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LEGO's national animal is the brick, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lifelong Play.

LEGO is ranked 12,130^th in the world and 9^th in Seinfeld for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 31,947.94 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.