The LEGOLAND of LEGO is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Ole Kirk Christiansen with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.418 billion minifigures are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Billund. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.3%.

The frighteningly efficient LEGO economy, worth a remarkable 3,418 trillion studs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 145,958 studs, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Punitive tariffs protect local industry, bike rage is all the rage, theories abound over why conspiracy theorists are being arrested, and roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LEGO's national animal is the brick, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lifelong Play.

LEGO is ranked 10,286^th in the world and 4^th in Seinfeld for Healthiest Citizens, with 14.55 bananas ingested per day.