The Rarity of Legendary is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Card Farm-r with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, aversion to nipples, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.966 billion Card Farm-rs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Mus-ums. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Card Farm-r economy, worth a remarkable 2,447 trillion banks a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 351,388 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, passengers often cause a stink on public transport, it takes several hours to shuffle the national deck, and children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Legendary's national animal is the int-rnational artwork, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Trading Cards.

Legendary is ranked 310,639^th in the world and 1^st in International Artwork for Nicest Citizens, with 0.19 average smiles per day.