The MT Army Protector of Left Wing33 is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Vippertooth Dragon population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 30.001 billion Left Wing33ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Spirituality also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 30.9%.

The strong Left Wing33ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,095 trillion Citas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Pizza Delivery, and Soda Sales. Average income is 36,521 Citas, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Left Wing33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

Left Wing33 is ranked 205,287^th in the world and 1^st in Left Wing for Nicest Citizens, with 11.33 average smiles per day.