| Population | 2.695 billion |
| Capital | 500 |
| Leader | Valve |
| Faith | Co-op FPS |
| Currency | 17 November 2008 |
| Animal | Valve |
The Action Game of Left For Dead is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Valve with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.695 billion Left For Deadians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 500. The average income tax rate is 34.7%.
The thriving Left For Deadian economy, worth 156 trillion 17 November 2008s a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,121 17 November 2008s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.
The request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, every workday begins with group therapy, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods, and people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Left For Dead's national animal is the Valve, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Co-op FPS.
Left For Dead is ranked 237,267th in the world and 84th in Steam for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
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Left For Dead was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : Following new legislation in Left For Dead, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
- : Following new legislation in Left For Dead, the standardised national curriculum requires that all-male classes be taught why they have periods.
- : Following new legislation in Left For Dead, every workday begins with group therapy.
- : Following new legislation in Left For Dead, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven.
- : Following new legislation in Left For Dead, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
- : Following new legislation in Left For Dead, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Left For Deadian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
- : Following new legislation in Left For Dead, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
- : Following new legislation in Left For Dead, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
- : Following new legislation in Left For Dead, Left For Deadian politicians are often described as having more style than substance.