
| Population | 13.876 billion |
| Capital | Lontohszmäya |
| Leader | Tamina Haszutejutakerau Muszcae |
| Faith | Orthodox Christianity |
| Currency | Leeyaänä |
| Animal | Brown Bear |
The Federal Republic of Leeyane is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tamina Haszutejutakerau Muszcae with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 13.876 billion Leeyaneans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lontohszmäya. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Leeyanean economy, worth a remarkable 1,858 trillion Leeyaänäs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 133,912 Leeyaänäs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Every week is blindness awareness week, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and getting a blood transfusion from a Leeyanean entitles a foreigner to citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leeyane's national animal is the Brown Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.
Leeyane is ranked 6,692nd in the world and 3rd in Canguta Nations for Nicest Citizens, with 39.53 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Leeyane, getting a blood transfusion from a Leeyanean entitles a foreigner to citizenship.
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Leeyane, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
- : Following new legislation in
Leeyane, confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges.
- : Following new legislation in
Leeyane, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in
Leeyane, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
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Leeyane, children's TV shows are having a gay old time.
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Leeyane, the government has adopted a "Lightning Never Strikes Twice" approach to dealing with natural disasters.
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Leeyane was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
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Leeyane, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business.
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Leeyane, the threat of economic apocalypse brings out the best in people.




















































