The United Kingdom of LDF Naval Command is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 4.003 billion LDF Naval Commandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 31.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The LDF Naval Commandian economy, worth 151 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,819 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and the sick and dying are locked in their homes with a red "X" painted on the front door. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LDF Naval Command's national animal is the Kitsune, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

LDF Naval Command is ranked 100,950^th in the world and 10^th in Fukuoka for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 899.04 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.