The L'UwU of Lcopeseethe is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.845 billion Lcopeseetheans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lcopeseethean economy, worth a remarkable 1,222 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 112,754 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.

Lcopeseethe's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded, the terminally ill are applying for visas from their bed, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, and signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Lcopeseethean justice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lcopeseethe's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lcopeseethe is ranked 282,164^th in the world and 1^st in Orcus for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 25.03 on the Bus Surprisal Index.