The Republic of Lazrhanbheur is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.642 billion Lazrhanbheurians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lazrhanbheurian economy, worth a remarkable 1,637 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 246,479 Evil Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 922,917 per year while the poor average 46,053, a ratio of 20.0 to 1.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Lazrhanbheur, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, criminals tell the police where their jurisdiction ends, and the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lazrhanbheur's national animal is the Dodo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lazrhanbheur is ranked 4,095^th in the world and 79^th in Worlds of Colors for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 129,894.56 Standard Monetary Units.