The Not actually Laz of Lazarene Celestial Armada is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 6.411 billion Lazarene Celestial Armadans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.5%.

The very strong Lazarene Celestial Armadan economy, worth 328 trillion Feathers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 51,308 Feathers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 198,411 per year while the poor average 9,104, a ratio of 21.8 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lazarene Celestial Armada's national animal is the Penelope, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Lazarene Celestial Armada is ranked 10,212^th in the world and 24^th in Artificial Solar System for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,819.47 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.