The Retired Cayon Missionary of Lavviria is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by UCL Seiteita Deril Gaelida with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.806 billion Lavvirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Spirituality, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Love. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.2%.

The Lavvirian economy, worth 502 trillion Nulcranis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 46,490 Nulcranis, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Holy matrimony has been wedded to an unwieldy bureaucracy, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, and the new one Nulcrani coin also makes a handy throwing-star. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. Lavviria's national animal is the Avren Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naelitaism.

Lavviria is ranked 114,454^th in the world and 6^th in Sub Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,441.43 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.