The Republic of Larry28 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 1.368 billion Larry28ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 27.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Larry28ian economy, worth 52.9 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,645 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Larry28's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Larry28 is ranked 77,087^th in the world and 1^st in Almania for Safest, scoring 92.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.