The Federal Republic of Larnotzka is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Paul Von Piroqueta with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.648 billion Larnotzkanas have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veremstetten. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Larnotzkan economy, worth 902 trillion Ferels a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,338 Ferels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tumbleweed drifts through the nation's shopping centres during the weekends, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming, and suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Larnotzka's national animal is the White Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Larnotzka is ranked 17,870^th in the world and 4^th in Arakeia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,610.35 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.