The Paradise of Lansaka is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President Dianne Dawson with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 13.81 billion Lansakans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port King. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lansakan economy, worth a remarkable 1,638 trillion lafas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 118,666 lafas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, President Dianne Dawson is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, lobotomised jaywalkers can barely ambulate let alone repeat their offences, and clairvoyants and soothsayers find fellowship at their local McRonalds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lansaka's national animal is the Cottonmouth Coral Copperhead Rattlesnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lansaka is ranked 121,225^th in the world and 894^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,465.8 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.