The Bannorn of Lannistia is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Bann Cerca vas Baroda with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 13.036 billion Lannistians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kasterli. The average income tax rate is 24.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Lannistian economy, worth 672 trillion kamas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,564 kamas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, the entire entry for Lannistia in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', the nation is Westeros's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters, and bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lannistia's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Maumiqism.

Lannistia is ranked 59,299^th in the world and 37^th in Westeros for Nicest Citizens, with 16.66 average smiles per day.