The State of Langrevia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 25.481 billion Langrevians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Law & Order, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. The average income tax rate is 9.3%.

The powerhouse Langrevian economy, worth a remarkable 2,075 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,435 lire, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, Langrevian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, and soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Langrevia's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Langrevia is ranked 213,969^th in the world and 11^th in Homestead for Nicest Citizens, with 11.33 average smiles per day.